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title: "European Hedgehog vs Hippopotamus: Who Would Win?"
description: "Who would win, European Hedgehog or Hippopotamus? Hippopotamus wins with a 95% chance in our 3-round battle simulation."
image: "https://animaltracks.wiki/icon-512.png"
---

# European Hedgehog vs Hippopotamus: Who Would Win?

Hippopotamus wins this matchup, with a 95% chance of victory against 5% for European Hedgehog in our 3-round simulation. Its biggest advantage is strike power, 99 to 17 out of 100.

The simulation puts both animals on neutral ground. In the wild, terrain, the size of the individual animals and plain luck would all change the result.

## Verdict: Hippopotamus
- **Win probability**: European Hedgehog 5%, Hippopotamus 95%
- **Decisive weapon**: A bull's canine tusks keep growing for life and can reach 50 cm, kept sharp by grinding, inside a jaw that gapes 150 degrees, more than three times a human's 45.

### Round 1: Opening Clash & Speed

Hippopotamus blindsides European Hedgehog right off the bell, leveraging keen predatory cunning (60 vs 43) to dictate the pace of the engagement.

### Round 2: Clash of Superpowers

Hippopotamus detonates its biological specialty: A bull's canine tusks keep growing for life and can reach 50 cm, kept sharp by grinding, inside a jaw that gapes 150 degrees, more than three times a human's 45. The sheer destructive payload overcomes European Hedgehog's 18 armor rating.

### Round 3: Final Resolution

In the decisive final moments, Hippopotamus exploits a critical tactical window. Overpowering European Hedgehog with crushing precision to the tune of Skepta, it claims undisputed victory.

## Fighter 1: European Hedgehog (*Erinaceus europaeus*)
- **Superpower**: A sheet of muscle across the back, the panniculus carnosus, contracts to curl the body into a ball while the muscles linked to each spine contract too, leaving every spine standing on end.
- **Danger Level**: Low
- **Conservation Status**: Near Threatened
- **Habitat**: Field edges, hedgerows, parks, cemeteries and gardens across western Europe, in areas that are not thickly wooded
- **Musical Match**: Tiny Moving Parts (Math Rock & Midwest Emo)
- **Full Dossier**: [Read European Hedgehog Profile](https://animaltracks.wiki/animals/european-hedgehog/)

## Fighter 2: Hippopotamus (*Hippopotamus amphibius*)
- **Superpower**: A bull's canine tusks keep growing for life and can reach 50 cm, kept sharp by grinding, inside a jaw that gapes 150 degrees, more than three times a human's 45.
- **Danger Level**: Deadly
- **Conservation Status**: Vulnerable
- **Habitat**: Usually shallow lakes, rivers and swamps, across Africa south of the Sahara
- **Musical Match**: Skepta (Heavy UK Grime & Sub-Bass)
- **Full Dossier**: [Read Hippopotamus Profile](https://animaltracks.wiki/animals/hippopotamus/)

## Biological Matchup Context
When contrasting European Hedgehog against Hippopotamus, tactical victory depends on physiological engagement range, strike speed, armor density, and chemical or physical defense mechanisms:
- **European Hedgehog**: Around six thousand keratin spines, a back muscle that lets them all stand on end at once, and 1 to 2 km of travel a night.
- **Hippopotamus**: A one-and-a-half-tonne river giant that walks the riverbed instead of swimming, and oozes its own sunscreen.

Pick your own matchup in the interactive arena: [Battle Arena](https://animaltracks.wiki/compare/european-hedgehog-vs-hippopotamus/)

> The Battle Arena is an algorithmic thought experiment for education and entertainment. Never provoke, fight, or disturb animals in the wild.

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